You Came To See The Horsemen (by 4EH)

[CHORUS]
The Horsemen, the Horsemen
We came to see the Horsemen
Stuck at home, we don’t mind
We’ll watch their Halloween show online
 
The Horsemen, the Horsemen
We came to see the Horsemen
Ran, Schaffer, Lars and Frontalot
They’ve been at this twenty years, and we hope they never stop
 
[MC LARS]
We saw friends IRL once upon a time, right?
Now we sit, entertained by our laptop lights.
The pandemic came and COVID stayed.
Plans to do anything? Not today.
But three of my favorite peeps and I decided
That perhaps our love for performance was requited.
Made some merch, learned OBS.
This green screen’s never coming down, I guess.
 
 
[SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD]
Thanks for staying home and coming to the show
Are some words that I never thought I'd say, but you know
That change came fierce and adjustments were aplenty
When the strange turned weird in the year of 2020
But you came to our stream, and we hope you come again
We hope you like your tee, and we hope you tell a friend
One thing's certain, we'll be back on the scene
In your city and in person once we get a vaccine
 
[CHORUS]
The Horsemen, the Horsemen
We came to see the Horsemen
Online gig with these sweet MCs
Even got a track ‘cause we’re VIPs
 
The Horsemen, the Horsemen
We came to see the Horsemen
Conquest, Famine, Death and War
Brought us revelations, and we’re ready for more
 
 
[MEGA RAN]
Came back from the Joco cruise
Opened emails and I’m so confused
South by Cancelled, GDC Cancelled
My whole schedule, totally dismantled
And it looks like this won’t let up
So I’m on green screen playing dress up
But I don’t mind cause I’m with my friends
And next month let’s say we do it again hey!
 
 
[MC FRONTALOT]
Rattling outta your bathrobe with a passcode.
Remember standing in line at a past show?
Stale beer by the merch booth?
Loud talking that you heard through?
Now you’re on a hi-fi or a headset
or a bedspread
and Four-Eyed for the Horse ride when their heads fled...
 
[CHORUS]
The Horsemen, the Horsemen
We came to see the Horsemen
Concerts on demand
You ain’t gotta wear your pants, and
 
The Horsemen, the Horsemen
We came to see the Horsemen
No tours, no shows, no venues
Game over? No, we continue
 
The Horsemen, the Horsemen
We came to see the Horsemen
‘Bout time that they played
Trick-or-Treatin’ Eve, we’re coming through
 
The Horsemen, the Horsemen
We came to see the Horsemen
By came, we mean stayed
By we, we mean you