All Of Front’s Lyrics


A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box



Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile


Devil In The Attic


Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising


Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku



Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On


Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale


The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute



Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day


Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

Freedom Feud

As in lunch
As in speech
As in beer
As in liberty

On the internet, it’s like everybody’s always got their hackles up,
“So many holes in your argument you need a spackle truck!
So many goals you’ve failed to meet with your rhetoric!”
Hush up your feuding for a second, Front’ll settle it.
You ought to bet a bottom dollar if you got one that freedom’s hard fought.
Folks prefer at least the amount that they caught
hold of already.
Ask ‘em, they definitely don’t want to relinquish any.
Ask ‘em for a penny, gratis, and get turned down.
Ask ‘em for a free lunch, get called ass clown.
But ask for an opinion, proposition turnt ‘round:
certainly you’ll have mine (I would even ask how
you’d hope to avoid it, free as I feel to divulge one).
Some truths self-evident, but not among them: your notion.
You’re posting computer code’s supposed to be free.
They’ll dispute it, go “what’s freedom even mean?”

I’m not trying to get all Lawrence Lessig on you but I’m more or less beyond the fear,
now the response is clear:
use your conscience here, as well as your self-interest.
Keep your potential seditions well witnessed.
Or just complaints you like to make about the state.
At the moment you’re great. You post ‘em up for debate.
Post ‘em up for agreement among a secret cabal of your peers.
Be certain while the freedom train is rolling, all of you steer.
Give wide berth to closed-source security,
anything you can’t audit and reproduce thoroughly.
Squirrelly EULA that governs your posts, don’t it?
Free code’s ironically only way you can own it
and keep it displayed until it echoes in the public domain.
Pull down capitalism till it’s rubble and chain
since a way to get pwned is all it became.
If you’re having a freedom, I’ll have double the same.

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2020 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)