Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)
Schaffer ain’t your life a shitty mess?
Doesn’t deep unhappiness
permeate it all?
Is this even debatable?
Are you intent to take a fall, or what? We’d like some answers,
but can’t seem to pry your dick out of assorted strippers and burlesque dancers
long enough to get your attention,
which is ridiculous since you snort ADD drugs all day, plus injections
of hot spoon-cooked Taking It Easy.
Finish your record already. Mortality’s only increasing.