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Candy Demanders
(by 4EH)
[MC FRONTALOT]
Wake up with my mask crooked.
Take a look at all this candy, man, it must have been an ass whooping.
We mighta robbed a store or something.
Swimming in my riches like a dragon
or a sultan. How many blocks we hit?
Convincing all the neighbors that we're not some kids,
but some fearsome foes, nightmare adult scarers.
Make them fumble us the whole bowl in terror.
[MC LARS]
I be grabbing Snickers quicker than a snake who slithers
In the garden slanging apples to a naked lass delivered and we’re
Sliding down the alleys sack is weighty smells delicious
I’ll be gorging on my stash although the crash might be pernicious
I’ll be stacking candy wrappers to the ceiling when I’m finished
It’s a shame we got like every Milky Way and Mounds you didn’t
if you haven’t seen my Skor from Hallow’s Eve I’ve got a warning
We’ll be running around the neighborhood demanding till the morning
[CHORUS]
Door is open, rush the frame
Baskets up, you know our name
Bring your bowl out, face the crowd
We come hungry, we come loud
We are the candy demanders
We demand candy from you
[MEGA RAN]
Man This is like taking candy from a baby, this is crazy
I can’t wait to get home and split the take and I’mma eat till I’m aching
I’m shaking in a sugar induced rage and maybe even take a
double back and hit my 80 year old neighbors
Cause once I put a mask on then I let it stay off
Laughing to the bank like a kiddie Bernie Madoff
If I’m ever trick or treating it’s only for one reason ,
No breaking even, what what! we on the run eatin’
[SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD]
Call me Vito Corleone, I believe in Halloween
Some candy rules everything around me S.C.R.E.A.M.
Body aching from the haul when I lay me to bed
Then I awaken the CEO of Day of the Dead
I got peanut butter cups, bigger peanut butter cups
Double peanut butter cups, and some weaker other stuff
I bedevil with tricks while I embezzle your treats
Michael Myers in the streets, Michael Bloomberg in the sweets
[CHORUS]
Door is open, rush the frame
Baskets up, you know our name
Bring your bowl out, face the crowd
We come hungry, we come loud
We are the candy demanders
We demand candy from you
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