All Of Front’s Lyrics

80085

A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Common Loot

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile

DDoS

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

with the Four-Eyed Horsemen

Box It Up

Build Yourself

Candy Demanders

Cooking

If You Wanna

Mash Monster The

Patricks

Plenty Wizards

Rabbit Out A Hat

That Stuff

The Lobby

Undependence Day

Unstoppable

You Came To See The Horsemen

 

Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

 

Build Yourself (by 4EH)

[MEGA RAN]
I live in Phoenix so i don’t really miss the snow
but the loneliness and missing shows got me miserable
so listen tho, here’s what I did last week
Drove to flagstaff got an Airbnb
rolled a giant cylinder to shape my belly to scale
popped a second on top then another as well
Add the finishing touch, a microphone in his stick hands
And now you got a buddy that can play you some sick jams
 
 
[MC LARS]
I want to clone myself as a snowman, I know, man
“Joyful smiles” blah blah blah, Edgar Allan’s crow fan
Insert Zelda chain and A’s hat reference here,
Ska my snowman likes because the 90s were some awesome years
But frozen stuck I’ve been like him, so iconoclastic
Honestly, not touring for two years has been fantastic
Made a different mini-clone on a Saturday in May
So let that snowman melt, no compunction on my way
 
 
[CHORUS]
You don’t have to be alone
Build yourself a snowman
You don’t have to be alone
Roll him up, roll him up
 
 
[MCF]
Bottom orb, that’s where you put the toe tap.
Dress shoes only, go’n steal them off your grandad.
Middle section: half-knot, better be.
Intersection with the collar better draw the letter v.
Hope you roll the head big, rather expect you to,
wheelbarrow tires you have for the spectacles.
And that’s basically your snowman Frontalot,
a fast friend depending on when you see the sun or not.
 
[SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD]
Gather up the powder as it blankets the ground and
Arrange the sacred stones in the shape of a frown and
Pop a pair of goggles on the face of his cold dome
And oh no, you've got your very own Schaffer snow clone
Everybody jump up, your monster will rise
As he goes thumpity thump thump along with your cries
But if the big fluffy flakes aren't falling your way
Just slap some purple on an 8-ball and call it a day, hey
 
 
[CHORUS]
You don’t have to be alone
Build yourself a snowman
You don’t have to be alone
Roll him up, roll him up

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2024 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)