Cooking (by 4EH)

[CHORUS]
We’re cooking
“You’re not cooking.”
“Yeah I do!”
 
[SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD]
Fire up the grill and tap a couple of kegs
Peel a bag of apples, crack a dozen of them eggs
And get cooking (you not cooking) yeah I do
Et maintenant je fais mon specialite pour vous
Mix the heavy cream with the tails of some shrimps
Stir in orange juice, garlic and some butterscotch chips
A cup of onion powder and puree it all nice
Pour it on a pork chop and serve it on ice
 
[MEGA RAN]
Pork chop sandwiches, yo they’re the best
Especially with powdered sugar and little lemon zest
Put it in the oven at 400 degrees
And when it’s done, sprinkle on a couple sesame seeds
Yes indeed, this gone be great
Make Gordon Ramsey wanna scrape the plate
We’ll be the new top chefs taking home first place
And a huge check, and a big grin on my face
 
[CHORUS]
We’re cooking
“You’re not cooking.”
“Yeah I do!”
 
[MC FRONTALOT]
You tell me do things, with your recipes
But I can’t tell why you’re stressing me, let me be
Me, freestyling with the freshest ingredients
Clean out the pantry, lesson in expedience
Pedialyte, peanut butter, pâté,
Unpitted olives and a squeeze of Ben-Gay
Pour it from the blender to the toaster oven tray
Bake at eighty-seven degrees for one day
 
[MC LARS]
This food sounds disgusting, disrupting the health
Of any one or everyone consuming what you’ve dealt
The key to longevity, surviving readily
Is not eating gross strange random recipes
Try some soy milk, wheat grass, a little at least
Some veggie grain bowls with nutritional yeast
If I wanted Bizarre I’d book D12
So stop what you’re doing put those pots on the shelves
 
[CHORUS]
We’re cooking
“You’re not cooking.”
“Yeah I do!”