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That Stuff
(by 4EH)
[SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD]
New year, new me, new phone, who is this?
It’s a new dawn, new day, yes it is
This time I’ll be sticking to my resolutions
I’ma be a healthy, happier and better human
I’ma drink more water, get eight hours of sleep
Clean my desktop, making promises I can keep
I’ll let go of all my grudges, offer enemies apologies
And get a real job, but c’mon, honestly…
[CHORUS]
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
But I might, well, I’ll try, but like psych, it’s a lie, man
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
I ain’t doing any of that
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
Well, I hope, but I don’t, ‘cause I know that I won’t, man
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
Nope, I ain’t doing any of that
[MEGA RAN]
I say the same thing every January first
I’ma drop less music, and maybe join a church
Spend Less time on Twitter and stuff that isn’t important
Stop putting off that collab I been avoiding
Call people I ain’t talked to in a while
Get my office in order, organize my files
And Cancel Netflix and Paramount Plus
And say no when fans offer to put us up
[MC LARS]
This year I resolve to serve my only joy
Listen to one song on repeat called “My Pony Boy”
By Charley O’Donnell back in 1909
Bing Crosby made a cover and it sounded mighty fine
You might have heard that track in some Western flicks
On the honky tonk piano yeah it always sounds so sick
Oh in 1931, you know that Krazy Kat cartoon?
It was in it won’t stop practicing the track on my bassoon
[CHORUS]
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
But I might, well, I’ll try, but like psych, it’s a lie, man
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
I ain’t doing any of that
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
Well, I hope, but I don’t, ‘cause I know that I won’t, man
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
Nope, I ain’t doing any of that
[MC FRONTALOT]
This year's gonna be different. Gonna make my life vivid.
Gonna send out cards at Christmas.
Gonna call all my friends instead of texting on their birthdays.
Gonna make amends for all the worst ways
that I've behaved, until the past barely exists.
Gonna finally send Schaffer that cease and desist
about his haircut. Ain't gonna show the internet my bare butt.
But I'll face what I'm most scared of.
[BRIDGE]
I would join a gym
If I could join a gym
Man, I should join a gym
We should all join a gym
[CHORUS]
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
But I might, well, I’ll try, but like psych, it’s a lie, man
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
I ain’t doing any of that
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
Well, I hope, but I don’t, ‘cause I know that I won’t, man
I ain’t doing any of that stuff
Nope, I ain’t doing any of that
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