All Of Front’s Lyrics

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A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Common Loot

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile

DDoS

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

with the Four-Eyed Horsemen

Box It Up

Build Yourself

Candy Demanders

Cooking

If You Wanna

Mash Monster The

Patricks

Plenty Wizards

Rabbit Out A Hat

That Stuff

The Lobby

Undependence Day

Unstoppable

You Came To See The Horsemen

 

Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

 

Rabbit Out A Hat (by 4EH)

[CHORUS]
I’m a pull a rabbit out a hat like that, yeah,
watch me pull this rabbit out a hat
(And the chorus goes….)
I’m a pull a rabbit out a hat like that, yeah,
watch me pull this rabbit out a hat
(Out a hat, out a hat)
 
[MC LARS]
I'm a do so many amazing things today
'cause one day I'll be dead and they'll wheel my corpse away.
Using my passion. Out of fashion? I don't mind.
Everybody raps now but I'm still writing rhymes.
And I've got three friends. And they're MCs, too.
Pandemic shut the world down, it's all good, it's cool.
It's a magic trick the way we keep on doing shows,
Pulling rabbits outta hats like our theme a month ago.

[MEGA RAN]
Pandemic hit, I thought I'd be a rapper cadaver,
But somehow we made magic like abra cadabra.
And I mean it when I say it, 'cause it's really been a year.
Covid pulled a Copperfield and made our lives disappear. But
Somehow we done kept it all afloat
Gotta thank you all for still being guests at the show,
For twelve months of counting, rocking out to our jams,
And I didn't even have to open up my OnlyFans, yeah.
 
[CHORUS]
I’m a pull a rabbit out a hat like that, yeah,
watch me pull this rabbit out a hat
(And the chorus goes….)
I’m a pull a rabbit out a hat like that, yeah,
watch me pull this rabbit out a hat
(Out a hat, out a hat)
 
[MC FRONTALOT]
The incredible, incomprehensible wonder and splendor of
playing the game when it ain’t a-hundred-percentable.
Oh! Took a whole year to clear the tutorial,
learning to press all the buttons again, it was horrible.
But y’all made it worth it and y’all made it possible.
Y’all kept us going instead of turning to fossil.
It’s awesome. Now the mana meter’s back to capacity.
I’m casting enchantments with max-stat sagacity.
 
[SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD]
My act was like magic back before this panic happened in that
My cranky addict rap had mad fans clapping at it
The biggest rabbit in my hat I've been given though
Is blacking out a calendar while still making a living, so
I gotta thank this audience for being a dream team
And watching me wear wigs and scream in front of a green screen
Because of y'all the Horsemen faced a test, and we won
We're going hard when we get back, the best is yet to come, yeah
 
[CHORUS]
I’m a pull a rabbit out a hat like that, yeah,
watch me pull this rabbit out a hat
(And the chorus goes….)
I’m a pull a rabbit out a hat like that, yeah,
watch me pull this rabbit out a hat
(Out a hat, out a hat)

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2024 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)