Mash Monster The (by 4EH)

[MC LARS as DR. JECKYL & MR. HYDE]
I made this potion, thought I’d be free
But Hyde keeps creeping, won’t let me be
I try to keep calm, play the host just right
But he’s breaking out when it’s close to midnight, like
"A room full of monsters? This is my crowd!
Jekyll’s all polite, but I’m screaming loud!!!
It’s a motley crew, minus the misogyny
You Frankenstein, get off of me, you need a new lobotomy"
 
[MEGA RAN as THE COUNT]
This party’s kinda
Hot to me, a perfect Friday night
Got the candelabras lit, so the vibe is just right
Hit the button, and sent out a bunch of spooky e-vites
Haven’t gotten any back yet but it’s gone be tight
Got the perfect playlist poppin for our Halloween bash
Karaoke, all 100 versions of the monster mash
Wolfman’s in the corner hating saying that it trash
Uber eats was on the way but got a message that he crashed
Oh no!
 
[CHORUS:]
We fight all night, can’t get along!
It’s Monster Mayhem, and it all goes wrong.
Drac’s got demands, Hydes on a tear!
Wolfman sheds his fur, Frank breaks the chair!
Out there they hate us more, so here we stay,
Monsters unite in our own spooky way!
Can’t stand each other, but we toast to the pain,
‘Cause out in the world, we’re the ones they blame!
 
[SCHAFFER as THE WOLFMAN]
Yo, it’s a full moon, I’ll be a wolf soon
The villagers will all hide every time I pull through
Then there’s the fools with whom I go get awfully wild
If I get paws on the aux I’m rocking “Doggystyle”
Like “Owwwww!” a life I live to the fullest
I’m shedding hair in the lair and cracking Silver Bullets
I wouldn’t choose this crew, but guess I’m stuck with brothers
The two-faced doc and the blockhead and the blood-sucker
 
[MC FRONTALOT as FRONTKENSTEIN’S MONSTER]
Alright muttfluffer! Might get your block knocked off,
come barking your trash. I’m getting my ear talked off
from the other direction, see, the stitching’s undone.
This party’s a drag. Don’t know why I continue to come.
Every year, make me take off my giant shoes at the door.
Every year, everyone who got invited is bored.
No more than a portion of me can take it.
Front flip table over! “Play us a new record!”
 
[CHORUS]