All Of Front’s Lyrics

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A Little Bit Broad

Apocalypse Bards

A Very Unlikely Occurrence

Bad Nerd

Better At Rapping

Bizarro Genius Baby

Black Box

Braggadocio

Canadia

Captains Of Industry

Charisma Potion

Charity Case

Chisel Down

Colonel, Panic!

Common Loot

Crime Spree

Critical Hit

Dating Profile

DDoS

Devil In The Attic

Disaster

Diseases of Yore

Extremely Online

Fast Company (30 Sec. MBA)

Final Boss

First World Problem

Floating Bridge

Forbidden Planet

Freedom Feud

Fresh Dog

Front The Least

Front The Most

Gold Locks

Gonna Be Your Man

Good Old Clyde

Goth Girls

Hassle: the Dorkening

I Can See

I Hate Your Blog

I Hate Your Blog (Unplugged 2019)

I Heart Fags

I'll Form The Head

In Arrears

Indier Than Thou

Internet Sucks

Invasion Of The Not Quite Dead

It Is Pitch Dark

ITC Stranger

IWF (Internetting While Female)

Jacquelyn Hyde

Just Once

Listen Close

Livin' At The Corner Of Dude & Catastrophe

Machine Of Death

Memes Are Stupid

Message No. 419

Mornings Come And Go

Mountain Kind

Much Chubbier

My Sister

Nerd Versus Jock

Nerdcore Hiphop

Nerdcore Rising

Nerdlife

Never Read The Comments

Oh, The Hilarity

Origin Of Species

Penny Arcade Theme

Power User

Pr0n S0ng

Rappers We Crush

Rewind That Back

Rhyme of the Nibelung

Romantic Cheapskate (Song Fight version)

Romantic Cheapskate v.2.0

Scare Goat

Secrets From The Future

Shame of the Otaku

Shellfishcore

Shudders

Small Data

Sockington 1M Theme

Socks On

Solved

Special Delivery

Speed Queen

Spoiler Alert

Start Over

Stoop Sale

Synonyms

The Council Of Loathing

This Is Not A Drill

This Old Man

Tongue-Clucking Grammarian

TP Factory Tour

Twenty-Six Hundred

Two Dreamers

Victorian Space Prostitute

Wakjakaga

Wallflowers

Which MC Was That?

Yellow Lasers

You Got Asperger's

Your Friend Wil

Zero Day

 

with the Four-Eyed Horsemen

Box It Up

Build Yourself

Candy Demanders

Cooking

If You Wanna

Mash Monster The

Patricks

Plenty Wizards

Rabbit Out A Hat

That Stuff

The Lobby

Undependence Day

Unstoppable

You Came To See The Horsemen

 

Guest Verses

Algorithm (by Mega Ran)

Borken Telephone (by Rock, Paper, Cynic)

Boyfriend Material (by Miss Eaves)

Challenge Your Audience (by Mikal kHill)

Epic Fail (by Ken Flagg)

I Like It (by Supercommuter)

I Need Your Help (by Doug Funnie)

Intervention (by Schaffer The Dark Lord)

Kabuto Party (by Kabuto The Python)

Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)

Mecha Mechanics (by Whoremoans)

Noggin User (by Wordburglar)

O.G. Original Gamer (by MC Lars)

Old Enough (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Oneonta (by MC Lars)

Ping Pong (by Optimus Rhyme)

Plastic Submarine (by The Grammar Club)

Proto Culture Redux [Remix] (by Mega Ran and Del Tha Funkee Homosapien)

Reset Button (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Revenge Of The Nerds Part II (by MC Lars)

Salieri (by Adam WarRock)

Soda Water (by Jess Klein)

Tag Team (by Beefy)

Teenage Dirtbag (by Wheatus)

Wake Up (by Random AKA Mega Ran)

Watchmen (by MC Lars and Mega Ran)

 

Patricks (by 4EH)

[MEGA RAN]
Straight outta Jamaica, 7 foot tall
Momma knew he’d be a goalie or he’d play some basketball
But the sport was still new to him when colleges recruited him
The Georgetown Hoyas knew exactly what to do with him
First pick rookie of the year all star berth
turned pretenders to contenders, Made the Garden our turf
Need a bucket he’s a shoe in, only titles he’s pursuin’
Put his jersey in the rafters man,
His name is Patrick Ewing, uh!
 
[MC LARS]
 
From Studley, Virginia, this famous politician
Got everybody angry at Stamp Act wishin'
He could ratify the Constitution, a solution
That the Second Continental Congress wanted retribution
This founding father probably never heard of Frank Rizzo
Or Sol Rosenberg, but in my show I claim he did, though
A Jerky Boys' theme with history ephemeral
Patrick Henry, Jerky Boys or death and now the chorus goes
 
 
[CHORUS]
Lemme tell you bout Patrick
cut from a different fabric
So far above average
Just had to get it established……
Aye
Aye
Just had to get it established
Aye
Aye
You know I’m talking bout talkin bout Patrick
Aye
 
[SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD]
My Patrick falls between Neil and Harris, and he
Got his start on TV as Doogie Houser, MD
As Barney in his suits, he always looked so nice
He was Hedwig on Broadway, I saw the show twice
He's hosted the Oscars, gone to White Castle even
But my favorite performance was Dr. Horrible for Whedon
Musical, comedy, drama, that part had it all
Thank you, NPH, you're why we all say "balls"
 
[MC FRONTALOT]
First ever saw Sir Pat in Excalibur, as I came to reckon later.
(Probably not the most appropriate viewing for a second grader.)
Remember him in Hedda Gabler in lit class in the late 80s.
I think we all preferred VHS-watching to test-taking.
Later brightening up trash like Ted movies or Men In Tights
or voicing the poop in the Emoji Movie. Money: he can get it, right?
Like, he set alight the stage and screen so often I’ll never see them all.
If I ever do check out an X-men or a Star Trek I bet I’ll be enthralled.
 
[CHORUS]
Lemme tell you bout Patrick
cut from a different fabric
So far above average
Just had to get it established……
Aye
Aye
Just had to get it established
Aye
Aye
You know I’m talking bout talkin bout Patrick
Aye

Lyrics Copyright © 1999-2024 by MC Frontalot / Published by Nerdcore Fervor Conglomerated (ASCAP)