Patricks (by 4EH)

[MEGA RAN]
Straight outta Jamaica, 7 foot tall
Momma knew he’d be a goalie or he’d play some basketball
But the sport was still new to him when colleges recruited him
The Georgetown Hoyas knew exactly what to do with him
First pick rookie of the year all star berth
turned pretenders to contenders, Made the Garden our turf
Need a bucket he’s a shoe in, only titles he’s pursuin’
Put his jersey in the rafters man,
His name is Patrick Ewing, uh!
 
[MC LARS]
 
From Studley, Virginia, this famous politician
Got everybody angry at Stamp Act wishin'
He could ratify the Constitution, a solution
That the Second Continental Congress wanted retribution
This founding father probably never heard of Frank Rizzo
Or Sol Rosenberg, but in my show I claim he did, though
A Jerky Boys' theme with history ephemeral
Patrick Henry, Jerky Boys or death and now the chorus goes
 
 
[CHORUS]
Lemme tell you bout Patrick
cut from a different fabric
So far above average
Just had to get it established……
Aye
Aye
Just had to get it established
Aye
Aye
You know I’m talking bout talkin bout Patrick
Aye
 
[SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD]
My Patrick falls between Neil and Harris, and he
Got his start on TV as Doogie Houser, MD
As Barney in his suits, he always looked so nice
He was Hedwig on Broadway, I saw the show twice
He's hosted the Oscars, gone to White Castle even
But my favorite performance was Dr. Horrible for Whedon
Musical, comedy, drama, that part had it all
Thank you, NPH, you're why we all say "balls"
 
[MC FRONTALOT]
First ever saw Sir Pat in Excalibur, as I came to reckon later.
(Probably not the most appropriate viewing for a second grader.)
Remember him in Hedda Gabler in lit class in the late 80s.
I think we all preferred VHS-watching to test-taking.
Later brightening up trash like Ted movies or Men In Tights
or voicing the poop in the Emoji Movie. Money: he can get it, right?
Like, he set alight the stage and screen so often I’ll never see them all.
If I ever do check out an X-men or a Star Trek I bet I’ll be enthralled.
 
[CHORUS]
Lemme tell you bout Patrick
cut from a different fabric
So far above average
Just had to get it established……
Aye
Aye
Just had to get it established
Aye
Aye
You know I’m talking bout talkin bout Patrick
Aye