Unstoppable (by 4EH)

(as the Four-Eyed Heartthrobs)
February 2022
 
[CHORUS]
The Four-Eyed Heartthrobs were…
Unstoppable, rocking shows, awesome flows
Lots of dough we would blow, phenomenal
Audible memoirs sold, not a joke
Going back on tour because we’re sick of being poor
 
[MC LARS]
I was the fun one um but I soon grew numb
As I candied up my nose and then whoops I had a son
But I never was around because the heart throbs were the bomb
I should have saved the royalties I made from every song
Instead of buying beanie babies, I got sniped like Wesley
The IRS they audited me and it got messy
That’s when the stubbly one with the gray beard called
Yes you can sign me up for the reunion
 
[MC FRONTALOT]
If I was the old one then, back at the height of our mall mainstage days,
what am I now, the one that’s NOT wizened and gray?
Been a long way since paparazzi creeping on our dwelling.
Do you remember how many Trapper Keepers we’d be selling?
Remember that feeling, when we practiced our prance moves to dance grooves,
and our harmonies were mad loose
but the label would take it, fix it in post.
Imagine us doing it now on the road
 
[CHORUS]
Like back when we were…
Unstoppable, rocking shows, awesome flows
Lots of dough we would blow, phenomenal
Audible memoirs sold, not a joke
Going back on tour because we’re sick of being poor
 
[MEGA RAN]
I was, pretty shy that is, until they got to know me
The breakup had me lonely, that was till the fans told me
They were digging my flavor, so I finally went solo
asked about reunions I would always say no go
Then I got a call on Skype, it was front
The only person still on Skype, yo want you want?
Another run? Uh, I’ll think about it,
Then on the other line calling me was my accountant
saying we broke
so let’s go
 
 
[SCHAFFER THE DARKLORD]
All of y’all in all the malls are making mad noise (CLOSED!)
A little late for this middle aged bad boy
Went from getting hugs to better drugs and hella enemies
To pushing pyramid schemes and selling NFTs
Burned a lot of bridges with the pictures of me bumping that
Unreleased Wu-Tang with Marty in a bubble bath
They want me canceled for my antics, man, I'll tell them that
I’m done with that, take a knee and wait, then come on back
 
[CHORUS]
Unstoppable, rocking shows, awesome flows
Lots of dough we would blow, phenomenal
Audible memoirs sold, not a joke
Going back on tour because we’re sick of being poor