Look At Me (by Allie Goertz)
Look at me, my head is bulbous
but it can’t encompass how you cope with all this
indecision. Pick a purpose,
put me to it. I’m at your service.
At your earliest convenience,
we’ll commence. Then I’ll get me hence,
and disappear in a puff of nothing,
hoping you don’t gotta summon another one.
If you do, no skin off mine,
if I’ve already served my time
in this intensely-petty-problem-having
and ramshackle dimension
where my resolve is tested by some failing you
I’ll get you fixed eventually.
I’m Mister Meeseeks, look at me!